...by popular demand.... #softwood!

And, again, by popular demand, our crack ninja design team came up with a badge for it:

To earn this badge, all you have to do is to take a photo of yourself in the traditional, time-honored sacred "soft wood" pose (as the prophet taught us), tweet the photo with both the #codebits and #softwood tags, and present evidence of that tweet at the lobster table - if you lack a board, they'll happily provide you with one (plus some indoctrination on the Singularity), so you might want to pay them a visit and shake claws, er... hands first.